2001 Reunion
Las Vegas

First Vice President Lou House, presenting a Plaque to President & Plank Owner Charlie Neal.  Charlie is accepting the Plaque on behalf of the Plank Owners.  Lou didn't want them to feel left out.

This is what is written on the plaque

 
 My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
 What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout

 

 I remember on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
 But now I've got a full time job
Just to find the blasted thing

 

 It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
 For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave

 

 Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
 To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes
 

Vegas Reunion

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